Friday, January 9, 2009

A miracle of modern science! Behold!

I bring you....

THE LIVER AND ONIONS PIZZA IN FULL COLOR!!!!




I mean, if that's not making you hungry I don't know what will. A liver and onions pizza and Brazil's (possible Turkey's) hardest partyin' beer? You better get right out of town, mister.

Speaking of that beer I sound it at Shreck's which is the kind of place where bargains are meant to be had. I was looking around, bemoaning the run-of-the-mill beer selection when I look down and see a stack of cases of beer just sort of sitting out on the carpet there. Some of them are even ripped open and missing beers. Well, they're all marked at ten buck each which is a fine price to pay for a case of beer. They may have some left if you wanna score some. I'm probably going back for another.

Well, I asked the guys if they knew anything about 'em and the only thing they knew was that they had just come in and that beer doesn't need an expiration date. They probably said that because the cases were all marked 10/07. I surely don't mind. It takes a long time to get from a brewery in Izmir to Brazil and then fall of a truck somewhere stateside to be liquidated at Shreck's. Hell, I'll bet they're doing me a favor by not explaining to me the process.

Despite what the bottle says the Internet assures me that it's Brazilian. I even stumbled across some offensive advertising to that effect. I'm not sure what to think except that it's cheap and good. Also, it requires a bottle opener which leads to such merry improvisation.

Also, that photo is a liver pizza and a six pack of beer sitting on my bed. You can read into that one all you want. I encourage such behavior.

Okay, that's it. Also, here's a detail:

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